Not a monster
Not a monster
Not a monster
NOT a monster
Lousy bastard. Serves him right.
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“OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE”
“I told him. Didn’t you guys - Didn’t you guys hear me tell him? I told him.”
Geez.
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You know how ponies always write “Dear Diary” before a diary entry? I always thought that was really stupid. The diary isn’t alive. It’s just a piece of cardboard with paper in it. It’s not keeping your secrets; it’s just a book! And calling it “Dear”… Ugh! How desperate can you get?
That’s why I’ve decided to not call these journal entries anything. They’re not for anyone else; they’re only for me. I’m writing this for me, for my own sake. I won’t let anyone else see this. Just me. And my followers, I guess. I have to keep this blog insteresting after all.
My shift is tonight, so I’m going to take a nap. Bye.
Um. Hi.
My name is Starscream.
Thundercracker suggested that I start writing a “journal” to keep track of my “progress.” I always thought diaries were only for fillies and old curmudgeons, but I decided to give it a try anyway. I never had much patience for writing. It always seemed really dumb. Why waste your time writing when you can just say whatever you want? That’s why I always hated school.
But he eventually talked me into it, mostly so I can remember what happens to me and see how I used to be. Thundercracker said I’d want to see how I’ve changed and how I’ve gotten better. It would make me feel good to see that, he said. I don’t know why you’d want to see yourself change. I’ve never changed my whole life. I’ve always been the exact same pony I am now.
I’m going to stop writing now because my hoof is getting a cramp. If something interesting happens, I guess I’ll write that down.
Later.
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I don’t need to be judged by anyone! Especially not you, you hairless FREAK!
I better not find out where you live!
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